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HISS SNIPER
Hiss Cannon Sniper
By John
Ingle
Body parts used
Character Bio:
FILE NAME: Classified
PRIMARY MILITARY SPECIALITY: Artillery
SECONDARY MILITARY SPECIALTY: Armor
GRADE: 04
Known for their less than pleasant disposition, H.I.S.S. Snipers are
self loathing, Sadistic individuals handpicked based upon their service
record and disciplinary actions. It seems the worse the offense the easier
they make rank, so needless to say they pick on weaker Grunts with extreme
prejudice. Upon examination and approval by the higher ups they are sent
to Big Boa who does little to teach humility, instead opting to encourage
their foul behavior in hand to hand "training" with new cobra recruits.
From their its off to M.A.R.S. where they are personally instructed by
Scrap Iron in the latest armor piercing weapons techniques. Once they climb
into the H.I.S.S. though they are free to kill at will and become some
of Cobras most lethal instruments in their never ending war with GI JOE.
Proficient in Several hand to hand fighting systems including, but not
limited to: Ju-Jitsu, Krav-Maga and Pankration arts. Qualified expert in
all Warsaw pact, NATO and Middle Eastern weapons.
"These guys are real jerks! They spit on your boots, change the channel
at the climax of the game, and some are even brave enough to steal the
chocolate donuts in plain sight of a dreadnok! Why when I broke in Boa
had them working over the young boys, and the only the thing we were learning
was pain. As shamefull as it was I fell victim to a hammerlock from one
these scumbags and his buddys kicked me so much while I was down I defecated
in my brand new uniform. Once I returned to the barracks I ran to my underwear
drawer only to find my brand new briefs soiled and soaked in urine! Apparently
their moms taught them the finer arts of theft, but Potty training was
not on the agenda..." |