HISS SNIPER
Hiss Cannon Sniper
By  John Ingle

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Character Bio:

FILE NAME: Classified
PRIMARY MILITARY SPECIALITY: Artillery
SECONDARY MILITARY SPECIALTY: Armor    
GRADE: 04

Known for their less than pleasant disposition, H.I.S.S. Snipers are self loathing, Sadistic individuals handpicked based upon their service record and disciplinary actions. It seems the worse the offense the easier they make rank, so needless to say they pick on weaker Grunts with extreme prejudice. Upon examination and approval by the higher ups they are sent to Big Boa who does little to teach humility, instead opting to encourage their foul behavior in hand to hand "training" with new cobra recruits. From their its off to M.A.R.S. where they are personally instructed by Scrap Iron in the latest armor piercing weapons techniques. Once they climb into the H.I.S.S. though they are free to kill at will and become some of Cobras most lethal instruments in their never ending war with GI JOE. Proficient in Several hand to hand fighting systems including, but not limited to: Ju-Jitsu, Krav-Maga and Pankration arts. Qualified expert in all Warsaw pact, NATO and Middle Eastern weapons.

"These guys are real jerks! They spit on your boots, change the channel at the climax of the game, and some are even brave enough to steal the chocolate donuts in plain sight of a dreadnok! Why when I broke in Boa had them working over the young boys, and the only the thing we were learning was pain. As shamefull as it was I fell victim to a hammerlock from one these scumbags and his buddys kicked me so much while I was down I defecated in my brand new uniform. Once I returned to the barracks I ran to my underwear drawer only to find my brand new briefs soiled and soaked in urine! Apparently their moms taught them the finer arts of theft, but Potty training was not on the agenda..."


 
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