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DIE HARD
by Bruce Cole
This figure was a gift for my brother's birthday this year, and represents
Bruce Willis' character, John McClane, from the Die Hard movies -- specifically,
the first one. I figured out parts from watching the movie and then checking
my copies of the DeSimione guides. Getting all the parts took about three
months, using the YoJoe classifieds and hitting flea markets. While not
my first action figure custom (I've done a lot of superheroes and Star
Wars characters in the year since I started) it's one of the most complex.
Die Hard consists of:
-Street Fighter Movie Ken Masters legs
-a Road Pig torso
-1992 Gung-Ho (green shirt) left arm
-Slaughter's Marauders Sgt. Slaughter right arm
-Outback crotch
-Chuckles head, with new hair (made from air-dry clay) and neck
(see below)
-Chuckles pistol
-Sneak Peak walkie-talkie
-mail-in Major Altitude rifle (painted black; had to leave the
handle silver)
-battle stand from who-knows
There were three problems in construction: Outback's crotch piece was
a little small for Ken Masters' legs, so I had to enlarge the hip-spaces
and center gap (do those areas have real names?) with a needle file to
fit. I also shaved off the belt buckle while I was at it.
I originally thought Mace's head was appropriate, but after I got one
I realized the chin was too big, and the hair was completely wrong. So
I switched to a Chuckles head I already had. However, I discovered that
Chuckles' neck was too short for Road Pig's torso! I used a razor saw (available
at any art supply store) to cut off the ball on Chuckles' head, then did
the same to a 92 Gung-Ho head (since it came with the arm) -- albiet closer
to the head itself. I super-glued Gung-Ho's neck onto Chuckles' neck, sanded
it smooth, and voila! the neck was longer. I just hope I never have to
do that again.
Once all the parts fit together I had to paint it. I used acrylic paints.
I painted a white t-shirt onto the torso, made the pants black with a slightly-lighter
belt, dark brown hair, black watchband, and a blue blob on the left arm
(Willis has a tattoo.). I was very careful when painting the pants not
to mess up the feet, which I later scratched up to show the red plastic
the original figure was molded in. (For those who haven't seen the movie,
at one point McClane walks on broken glass in his bare feet, with understandable
results.) I assembled the parts and spray-sealed the paint, then the next
day started adding a muddy wash of black, brown, green and blood-red in
several coats to simulate the dirt that coats Willis by movie's end. Unfortuneately
I kind of went overboard, but I wasn't really sure of that until it was
too late (it was a gift after all). Anyway, some flecking of red-brown
("dried blood") completes it.
Given modern painting techniques, I feel this figure is something that
Hasbro might be able to produce, and I'm fairly satisfied with the results.
Even my brother, who I wasn't sure was going to like it, thought it was
neat. A matching filecard explaining why he's a (reserve) member of GIJoe
is in progress. |