Pushbroom
G.I. Joe Janitor

Hey, somebody's got to clean up "The Pit." Although Pushbroom has been just a little antsy about his work since the mysterious disappearance of the G.I. Joe Plumber, code-named CLOG, following the Joe Team's "Bean Burrito and Chili Festival" a few years ago.

(Personal note: You gotta have a little bit of fun once in a while. This was probably my first customizing effort. Sanded back a Rock & Roll head, the arms are from Footloose, the waist and legs from Thunder, and I think the torso was from Short-Fuze. The glasses are a twist-tie without the paper, and I used Duco Cement to make lenses [which actually magnify! Weird.] The mop is a Q-tip and string, and the bucket is a thimble.)

Pushbroom
The Bivouac: 1998-2002
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