Head: Retaliation Combat Ninja
Jungle Viper Upper Arms
Destro Forearms
Jungle Viper Upper Thighs
25th Cobra Commander Lower legs
Red Laser. He has a Red Sword, a cool jetpack, a Red Flame of Death which is good at killing horseheaded monstrosities, and a Red gun.
Red Laser: Captain of Team Red Laser! For the Gallery Challenge of 2014, that coincided with the site's new resizing feature, the site had a challenge out for everyone to get their customs, new and old, into the archive!
He programmed to win, which is a plus, since Team Red Laser is going to be full of winners!
He can also mow lawns, make a great loose meat sammich, and wash your car, if need be.
There is a massage button, but you need to deposit money in order for that to work.
Red laser gets Hot chicks. Lots of them. Oh yeah.