Head........Chris Hemsworth Thor

Torso...... Retaliation Joe Colton

Hands..... Rise Of Cobra Storm-Shadow

Vest......... Laura Croft Tomb-Raider

Holsters..... Star Wars Naboo Pilot

Guns .........G.I.Joe, Marauders, Star Wars

From the desk of Zandar:

After an evening on the town in Sidney, the boys and me decided to go to a bar down by the docks. Well, apparently Torch was cheating at cards, like any proper Dreadnok, and I guess this one bloke decided that he was the better cheat and got into a fight with Ripper. At which time I tossed him out on his [REDACTED]!!

A couple of seconds later, there was an explosion! As we ran outside the bar I saw the Thunder Machine, Dreadnok cycles, and Zanzibar's Air Skiff all in flames and him rolling on the ground laughing hysterically!!

This naturally lead to a gun fight! After about 4 hours, a ton of chocolate donuts, an empty Grape soda machine, and about 50,000 rounds of ammo, this guy was still going! He just kept pulling guns and ammo "literally" out his [REDACTED]! He just never ran outta bullets! So I hired him!

"He causes more damage than all the other Dreadnoks combined and he makes me laugh! That's why I haven't killed him yet!" - Zartan