Head: Snow Job
Rest of body: Airborne
Snow Job was a major Olympic Biathlon [sic] contender. He enlisted initially for the special training and support privileges that the army gives to Olympic champions. However, to the consternation of Army PR flacks, Snow Job volunteered and was accepted into the G. I. Joe team! Qualified Expert: all NATO long range sniper rifles, XMLR-3A laser rifle.
Submitted by Rock 'n Roll: "You think we call him Snow Job because he does his job on skis? Negative. He's a con artist, pure and simple, except when he picks up his rifle-sure as heck, something's gonna fall down!"