Special thanks to Roxi_T for the assist on the flag! Ok, it wasn't really an assist, she did it all, and she did it wonderfully.
I got the idea for this project when I randomly remembered an old PC game I had called Tropico, that inexplicably had Lou Bega of Mambo No. 5 fame as one of the tropical island dictators you could choose to run your island paradise. I thought that since that song has caused me a great amount of torture, he certainly fit as the head of state for my rogue nation. The rest was sort of a fill in the blanks from there.