Code name: Lamp House
As a skilled electronics operator, Lamp House was recruited into the Joe team to operate and maintain the Joes A/V equipment, which is used for both mission and recreational use. As a terrific storyteller, Lamp House regales his fellow Joes with the stories of what he sees when he is working undercover as a part time employee in the movie theater industry in order to search for any signs of COBRA influence and subterfuge.
Given Lamp House's years of experience, he enjoys working both with the Joes as well as helping out his fellow man. His easy-going personality keeps people at ease and he is glad to stop and chat with them if they are interested.
Here's my entry into the Hama challenge. I don't know if you think it'll fit the requirements, but you did say life size, and a few people thought I should submit this. He is actually an employee of mine in the movie theater business.
Even if he isn't a "valid" entry, can you put him up when it's posted becasue the guy was actually looking forward to hearing about people's reaction to what I think is a strong resemblance.