"..." by Snake Eyes, it still cracks me up every time.
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| Author: | GITrekker [ Tue Apr 29, 2014 2:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | Favorite Joe One-Liners |
Levantine's topic about Action Hero One-Liners in the Off-Topic forum got me thinking about this. What are some of your favorite one-liners from G.I. Joe series? Here's a few of mine: "You were expecting maybe Spider-Man?" (Zartan, to Duke, upon capturing him) "That man has the constitution of a vending machine!" (Cobra Commander, referencing Sgt. Slaughter) "I haven't had this much fun since I mowed me lawn with a flamethrower!" (Gnawgahyde, causing a fair bit of chaos with a Conquest jet.) |
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| Author: | Redmao [ Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Favorite Joe One-Liners |
"..." by Snake Eyes, it still cracks me up every time.
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| Author: | Spin Doctor [ Tue Apr 29, 2014 2:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Favorite Joe One-Liners |
"Fudgies!" |
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| Author: | raptor [ Tue Apr 29, 2014 3:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Favorite Joe One-Liners |
"Morons! I have morons on my payroll!" - C Commander |
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| Author: | DarkJedi [ Tue Apr 29, 2014 3:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Favorite Joe One-Liners |
I like the one in the cartoon where Cobra Commander sees Destro and the Baroness swapping spit. "I see both you clearly and I am stunned..." |
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| Author: | pluv [ Tue Apr 29, 2014 4:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Favorite Joe One-Liners |
Marvel Comic, Roadblock - "Nobody ever died for a typewriter." Marvel Comic, Scarlet to Snake Eyes - "...You never answer." |
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| Author: | gwest [ Tue Apr 29, 2014 9:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Favorite Joe One-Liners |
HOLY--OKE MASSACHUSETTS !!!! - Breaker |
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| Author: | Otto the Otter [ Wed Apr 30, 2014 9:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Favorite Joe One-Liners |
"Holy Toledo, Cincinnati, and the rest of Ohio!" -Gung Ho (Revenge of Cobra, ep 2) "So, you heard my owl call?" -Quick Kick "Owl?" -Spirit (just the way he says it is hilarious) (Episode Excalibur) "Ah, well, I'm Doctor Footloose and up there is Dusty. He's just an intern..." -Footloose (Episode Hearts and Cannons) Ace gives some kind of command, "Roger." - Lady Jaye "Fred." - Alpine "Fred?" - Lady Jaye and Ace "I'm tired of hearing about Roger" - Alpine (Episode The Wrong Stuff) |
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| Author: | Stalker [ Wed Apr 30, 2014 1:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Favorite Joe One-Liners |
"You deserve an Oscar... my uncle, Oscar, the mooch." - Alpine, Sunbow Alpine has all the best one-liners. |
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| Author: | GITrekker [ Wed Apr 30, 2014 2:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Favorite Joe One-Liners |
Suburbanator wrote: Ace gives some kind of command, "Roger." - Lady Jaye "Fred." - Alpine "Fred?" - Lady Jaye and Ace "I'm tired of hearing about Roger" - Alpine (Episode The Wrong Stuff) Yeah, that was a good one. And Stalker's right. Alpine got a lot of the really good lines. I give a lot of credit to the voice actor. |
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| Author: | Spassvogel [ Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Favorite Joe One-Liners |
First thing that popped into my mind...in the Marvel comics, the one which I think was the first appearance of Firefly...Storm Shadow says "He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day." Then there's my favorite Snake Eyes quote: "..." (Okay that was a joke) |
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| Author: | MaroonTyphoon [ Thu May 01, 2014 4:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Favorite Joe One-Liners |
Suburbanator wrote: "Ah, well, I'm Doctor Footloose and up there is Dusty. He's just an intern..." -Footloose This one is great. |
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| Author: | Morian Miner [ Fri May 02, 2014 11:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Favorite Joe One-Liners |
I'm a bad GI Joe fan - I don't have the cartoons on DVD. So, I don't have the exact quotes and am too lazy to look them up online. But, my two favorites, at least how I remember them: Storm Shadow fighting Spirit, and Spirit breaks his katana "That was a priceless heirloom" - SS "Now, it is broken" - Spirit The episode with the giant blob, Airtight (to Ace) - "I can hear you , I'm just ignoring you." |
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| Author: | Sean_C [ Sat May 03, 2014 10:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Favorite Joe One-Liners |
Roadblock from the cartoon "Thing's won't be fine when Cobra joins with Frankenstein!" "Put it in reverse, or it's gonna get worse!" |
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| Author: | Gaigaan-Dnok [ Sat May 03, 2014 12:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Favorite Joe One-Liners |
 -"Who wants a body massage?" -"Pork chop Sandwiches!" 
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