Now THIS I like. The hairdryer and the thermos are my two favorites, but I like all of 'em. Here are a couple more (in varying degrees of plausibility):
-One of those camelback canteen things shaped like Torpedo's backpack (kind of inverts its purpose, but I'd like one). -A laser pointer shaped like Snow Job's rifle. -A fan, dehumidifier, or space heater shaped like Dr. Mindbender's generator-thing. Why not an actual portable generator, too. -A laptop shaped like Mainframe's. And yes, it should be that big. -A cell-phone earpiece with a microphone that looks like Heavy Metal's. Better get two, because they get lost easily. -A gigantic skateboard shaped like Stretcher's hoversled. -A bullhorn shaped like Bullhorn's...bullhorn. -A vacuum-cleaner robot shaped like Lightfoot's robot-guy.
And a bonus non-joe answer: -A hot-glue gun shaped like those little hand-welders in Aliens. I'd love one of those.
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