THE CLOWN PRINCE OF CRIME: DIANAUT JOKER
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The gears began turning for Dianaut Joker as soon as I committed to Dianaut Batman... "
Just how in the Hell am I going to build it? F___ that... HOW DO I PAINT IT?! I'll figure it out. I always do."
It took weeks to crack and a lot of experimentation.
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Sculpt on top of a Dianaut?
Modify an existing micro figure, like I did for Batman?
Sculpt details from scratch?
The answer would be yes. To all of them.
Dianauts are extremely easy to customize, since, just like Mega Construx, they snap together. Modifying legs and arms wouldn't be too difficult, but where was I going to get a suit in this scale? Or a believable Joker head, for that matter?
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After coming up empty-handed looking for a 1" Joker microfigure, the next logical step was gaming miniatures or Heroclix. Some research showed that the miniatures had the best sculpting, but they were also metal (not fun to deal with for me) and expensive.
I settled on a Heroclix figure that I almost immediately regretted purchasing, since it was laughably out-of-scale. I was screwed.
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While I was pissed at myself for wasting money on fodder, I was also coming around to the idea that the head could be heavily resculpted and work. I'd have to Dremel it til there was just face, but screw it.
Once I got that far, I figured I may as well do the same to the torso. I left the front jacket & vest detail, and removed the majority of the original Heroclix piece. If it was ruined, what was there to lose? From there, I bashed the torso onto a Dianaut lower body, and glued Dianaut ball joints to the torso to attach the arms. Mr. J is all Dianaut & Heroclix, with some hair sculpted in with green stuff.
Painting was the next hurdle. I'd never tried to do detail paint (that had to look convincing) at such a small scale. Believe it or not, ALL of the detail paint was completed in first attempts. Even the grin.
Still have no idea how I didn't f___ THAT up.
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"UP IN THE AIR! JUNIOR BIRDMAN! MISSED ME! HEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I just flew into town, and boy, are my arms tired! Say, what kinda fly-by-night-operation is this? Will there be a movie on this flight? What about nuts? I'm chock full o' those!"