INTERNAL MEMO
TO: EXCAL Board of Directors
FROM: Director Queen
SUBJECT: A new member of the club…Well gents, Stark accepted our offer, and will step immediately into the role of Director of Military Technology. Mr. Wayne was previously heading up a similar Division, but will now become Director of Business and Finance. With that out of the way, here’s what we now know about our “new” competition.
First. Captain Steve Rogers. We’ve heard the name before, and he is confirmed now to be a recipient of the Super Soldier Serum. He has thus far not demonstrated any of the adverse side effects that serum is known for, and his stability, character, leadership skills, and accomplishments are all off the charts strong. Likewise his hands on combat skills. Stark says that Rogers is capable of besting him, even in his iron armor.
Is Rogers Director material though? Stark confirms this as a definite no. “Captain America” is as much of a figurehead as the name implies. And don’t expect him to be sporting a suit and tie any time soon. He’s in his prime, and won’t be leaving the field of battle any time soon. Hell, they’ve even got him sporting the old red, white and blue. Leave it to the Pentagon to be so “subtle” in their intentions. “Cap” is a posterboy in the traditional sense, and the U.S. hopes to both increase enlistments and decrease EXCAL defections without the messy P.R. hit that would come from abandoning the EXCAL ties outright. (As a side note, I submit that we need to remove the cap on transfer openings immediately, to allow for as many new troop transfers as possible, before the new Captain America propaganda takes over, or they revoke Executive Order 219, or both).
Back on track, if Rogers is just a glorified field commander, it still leaves the question of who is really calling the shots with Stark gone. Stark has the simple answer: Nick Fury. We thought he was joking at first, but he’s as serious as a heart attack, if he’ll forgive the analogy. He’s tight lipped about Fury though, and it seems he’s a bit confused himself. He said Fury is a middle aged former superspy, who nobody has seen in person. But then he said he’s really a WWII vet. Then he said he’s really a younger athletic black man who was a veteran of the Iraqi-Afghan wars. So I said, which is it then? And he hasn’t said another word on the topic since.
We also can expect the costumed hero bit to be a something of a fad over there at SHIELD now, as Cap isn’t the only one suiting up. In addition to the military ops based Fury Force, there is a new team of heroes that is meant to compete with our recent publicity – a sub-team called the Avengers. I say “new” even though Stark confirmed SHIELD has been doing this for decades now – just under the radar. And there is also reason to believe Rogers isn’t the only active member who’s juiced up.
Here’s the roster that Stark filled us in on before taking a break:
Carol Danvers, the so-called Ms. Marvel. Captain Danvers was a successful Air Force officer – and while trained as a pilot spent several years as chief of security for the Chiefs of Staff. We’ve known about Danvers for awhile, and suspected her move to a black ops unit several years ago, after she went off the grid completely. Even before today’s news, we had heard reports of “Ms. Marvel’s” doings, as there’s something about a babe in hot red spandex and hot pants that will get one’s attention…or black spandex thongs, if that is your preference.
But what we DIDN’T know until now is that Carol Danvers is a TWIN. Let that settle in for a moment, and then try to refocus on the task at hand –if you can. Stark tells us that Casey Danvers is the one in the black, and that they go to great lengths to have them operating in opposite theaters of combat at all times. I’m still kind of floored by the concept, really. Oh, and did I mention Stark gave me pics?
As an aside, I’ve customized the hell out of these Ms. Marvel figs, and finally read up on her a bit to realize she is kind of interesting and deserved some custom treatment in her own name. I don’t like to waste figures if they are cool, so that prompted the Marvel Twins over v1 and v2 of the same girl. That, and this photo was too cool to not mimic:
Some won’t care for the thong on Modern Ms. Marvel, but it is comic accurate:
Also, the impetus for the project of making Classic Ms. Marvel look a lot cooler than the factory version was the Marvel Legends Ms. Marvel concept previewed in Toy Fare a couple issues back.But here is the news of the day. BOTH are on Stark’s payroll, literally (as in at Stark Enterprises) and figuratively (as in will maintain allegiance to him even after being ousted). If you recall, we recruited Carol Danvers at the outset of our own little endeavor. Stark thinks Carol’s prominence means she would be a more valuable asset to us by staying in SHIELD. But Casey has been viewed internally by SHIELD as a loose cannon anyway, and nobody would be surprised if she jumped ship. Obviously we need to all keep in mind our objectives mirror SHIELD’s and those of the U.S. Most of us are Americans and we started this project as patriots and protectors of freedom. But we can’t let ourselves be pushed out, not when we know we can win this fight.
Another name on the roster, we knew before: Eric Brooks. Martial arts specialist. We don’t know much, but he’s another one drowning in unusual rumors. Too unusual to touch on here in fact.
There are more names coming, and Stark said he wanted to talk to me personally about at least one of them before going public. I will keep you all updated.
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Kwinn_Lives wrote:
you have now won more JCAs than anyone in the history of the award.
Mysterious Stranger wrote:
You sir are the definition of a Renaissance Nerd... you do it all so damn well.