Sputniko is proud to present, for the first time ever, the highly anticipated ground breaking action figure line based entirely upon the impossible true adventures of Lance Sputnik, as chronicled at Third Planet From The Sun! Now for the first time ever YOU can be a part of the action! Relive the adventures of Lance Sputnik, relive your favorite moments and become a part of the fantasy! You can fire your excitement right out of a canon, because these amazing figures are coming straight to you in a super classy collected box set - that's right - NO BULLCRAP CHASE FIGURES OR ANY OF THAT NONSENSE! Presented with love in a provacative yet tasteful package, it's perfect for the casual collector or those dweebs who keep theiir crap in a box! We at Sputniko heard your pleas and are sporting major wood to show you these super articulated works of art! Built sturdy for rugged play! These suckers are so fantastic, they might as well be gold plated! So take a gander, "LASER BLAST"!
First up we have the classic go-to guy, Lance Sputnik, PI/Guest Lecturer
Whether he's taking snapshots of your cheating ass from the bushes or punching an uppity grad student in the mouth, this Sputnik always gets his man!
Next we have lance Sputnik: Armor Plated Courier - of the DAMNED
Rockin' it through the dank streets of London was never more insane than when Sputnik does it hard core style, crackin' hooligans in the head and wooing the wenches!
Next up we have Lance Sputnik, Spy Hunter!
You better believe it!And who can forget the zany adventures of The Lost Sputnik?!
Desert island mystery and hijinks be damned! There's treasure on that island, and Sputnik intends to find it! For.. .the children!
And by popular demand, the ever popular episode The Postman Always Rings Sputnik:
That's right, fellas, lock up your mothers cuz Sputnik's got a package to deliver!
And here we have the classic lance Sputnik: BMX Paintball EXTREME
Including a die cast stunt bike, this highflying bad "LASER BLAST" is gonna lay down a cap down on your ASS!
Then of course we have the super versatile Deep Sea Sputnik
This treasure diver goes deeper than you ever thought possible! BAM!
Then of course, we have the popular Lance Sputnik: Firefighter for Justice!
Relive the heroic adventures as Lance Sputnik saves lives AND find treasure in the burning Kosovo Orphanage.
Then you can lay down your inner sci-fi fan and make sweet, sweet love to it with this amazing true to life Sputnik, right out of the wonderous tale In Space, Sputnik Can Hear You Scream
With removable helmet and backpack!
So there you have it kids! Cough up your milk money and go Sputnik this holiday season!
So this just started a week or two ago on a whim one boring morning before work. And then it grew. And grew and continues to grow. I still have some other ideas that haven't made the cut yet, but I felt like sharing this batch now, and I'd love to hear your thoughts.
Also, just something I started to throw together last month, just because, I have The X-Men (not X-Men)
Remy LeBeau, master thief
Sean Cassidy, agent of INTERPOL
Charles Xavier, Ambassor to Chile and section chief, Central Intelligence Agency
Father Kurt Wagner
Just a fun little spin on some of the X-Men characters. I may make som more if the mood strikes me.
So what do you guys say? You gonna vote for the Sputnik group project next time?
