Sputniko is proud to present, for the first time ever, the highly anticipated ground breaking action figure line based entirely upon the impossible true adventures of Lance Sputnik, as chronicled at Third Planet From The Sun! Now for the first time ever YOU can be a part of the action! Relive the adventures of Lance Sputnik, relive your favorite moments and become a part of the fantasy! You can fire your excitement right out of a canon, because these amazing figures are coming straight to you in a super classy collected box set - that's right - NO BULLCRAP CHASE FIGURES OR ANY OF THAT NONSENSE! Presented with love in a provacative yet tasteful package, it's perfect for the casual collector or those dweebs who keep theiir crap in a box! We at Sputniko heard your pleas and are sporting major wood to show you these super articulated works of art! Built sturdy for rugged play! These suckers are so fantastic, they might as well be gold plated! So take a gander, "LASER BLAST"!



First up we have the classic go-to guy, Lance Sputnik, PI/Guest Lecturer

Whether he's taking snapshots of your cheating ass from the bushes or punching an uppity grad student in the mouth, this Sputnik always gets his man!

Next we have lance Sputnik: Armor Plated Courier - of the DAMNED

Rockin' it through the dank streets of London was never more insane than when Sputnik does it hard core style, crackin' hooligans in the head and wooing the wenches!

Next up we have Lance Sputnik, Spy Hunter!
You better believe it!

And who can forget the zany adventures of The Lost Sputnik?!

Desert island mystery and hijinks be damned! There's treasure on that island, and Sputnik intends to find it! For.. .the children!

And by popular demand, the ever popular episode The Postman Always Rings Sputnik:

That's right, fellas, lock up your mothers cuz Sputnik's got a package to deliver!

And here we have the classic lance Sputnik: BMX Paintball EXTREME

Including a die cast stunt bike, this highflying bad "LASER BLAST" is gonna lay down a cap down on your ASS!

Then of course we have the super versatile Deep Sea Sputnik

This treasure diver goes deeper than you ever thought possible! BAM!

Then of course, we have the popular Lance Sputnik: Firefighter for Justice!

Relive the heroic adventures as Lance Sputnik saves lives AND find treasure in the burning Kosovo Orphanage.

Then you can lay down your inner sci-fi fan and make sweet, sweet love to it with this amazing true to life Sputnik, right out of the wonderous tale In Space, Sputnik Can Hear You Scream

With removable helmet and backpack!



So there you have it kids! Cough up your milk money and go Sputnik this holiday season!



So this just started a week or two ago on a whim one boring morning before work. And then it grew. And grew and continues to grow. I still have some other ideas that haven't made the cut yet, but I felt like sharing this batch now, and I'd love to hear your thoughts.

Also, just something I started to throw together last month, just because, I have The X-Men (not X-Men)



Remy LeBeau, master thief
Sean Cassidy, agent of INTERPOL
Charles Xavier, Ambassor to Chile and section chief, Central Intelligence Agency
Father Kurt Wagner

Just a fun little spin on some of the X-Men characters. I may make som more if the mood strikes me.

So what do you guys say? You gonna vote for the Sputnik group project next time?

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Nice work all round. I think this is hands down the most extensive self custom work I've ever seen. Even got Marcus beat.

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BWAHAHAHA

I love them all!!!


Firefighter is my fav!

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Without going to far, it's too bad you didn't have a figure with biblical robes for a "Last Passion of Sputnik" custom.

Some really interesting and inspired customs.

(the firefighter one needs a stripper pole...or better yet, Sputnik in Leia's metal bikini disguise...)

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That...I can DO.

I like them all...except for the Asstronaut....Just not a fan of a fabric suit....he'd look much better with a bulky-ass base figure.

There are times I think that head is a little under-scaled, like on the PI Sputters...but for overall ease of customizing...I'm not sure you could do any better.

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I like Remy

Anything to have an excuse to play with yourself....


I like the rainbow parade Lance...wait,..Oh that's Paintball Lance.

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Spy Hunter should be called Inspector Sputnik.

"Postman" Sputnik is cool, but I think his socks are a little big.

Ass-tronaut Sputnik is pretty cool with the cloth suit. Look a little goofy with the helmet on... but I figure that for you.


Nice batch of Sputz...

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Lance Sputnik posted this thread, so I had to look at it. It wasn't a matter of choice. My life has been enriched because of it!

I f'ing love your work man!

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As time goes on I find that I appreciate the depth of your insanity more and more.

- R

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Even a simple as it is, I really like the LOST Sputnik! Has a combo Sawyer/Hurley goin' on....

Also, on the postman Sputz, are those ankle weights or elephant ankle disguises?

Great work on these Lance--Most excellent creativity!

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They are weights. Otherwise he would put all other postmen out of business with how fast he gets his job done.

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I hope Spunik LLC can get their distribution right this time, ugh.

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I hope they fix their numerous QC issues. I always get a ton of Sputnik in my area.

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I think Astronaut Sputnik needs an old school NASA 'Snoopy' hat though...

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