This first one was set up by him - he then said: "Luke works at the lunch counter of the Death Star now" then giggled. He proceeded to play out a scene using (what I think is) a mine sweeper as a "pancake flipper" to have Luke make pancakes for everyone at the table. An argument ensues about the pancakes, which ends up with Luke and Darth arguing which day of the week it was that Vader made him turn to the dark side (turns out it was a Thursday).
Wish I was a better artist - some of this material he gives me could make a comic to give Axe-Cop a run for it's money...
But I digress.
Scene 1:
I thought it was a clever enough idea as it was, but it also made me think of Eddie Izzard's Vader in the cafeteria bit: "this tray's wet, this tray's wet..."
Language is NSFW
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Scene 2:
posed by my son (caption by me
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"[LASER BLAST] you will bring me, hmmmmm?"
