JoeCustoms.com
https://joecustoms.com/forums/

I Fail
https://joecustoms.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=4487
Page 1 of 1

Author:  nova [ Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:30 am ]
Post subject:  I Fail

This was going to be my entry in the BWAFC II: Victorian Vipers...but I didn't get it finished in time for the deadline.

Credit for the Name goes to Yojoe a go go.

Quote:
Name: Tally-ho Viper
PMS: Tigor Transport
SMS: Skank Viper Transport

The Tally-ho Viper is not a common sight. Tally-ho Vipers are generally picked from the ranks of Rock Vipers. They’re strong, agile, flexible, and have an uncanny knack for growing Facial hair. Little else is know about the Tally-ho Viper. Exact troop strength and Motivations are unclear and speculation at best.
Even for the chance to be regularly ridden by Skank Vipers, few men would put up with allowing other men to ride them. Fewer still would put up with being ridden by men in chaps and leather. To tolerate Tigor riding around on your back…It’s scary to imagine what types of people make up the Tally-ho Vipers.

“Who wants a Mustache Ride?”

Attachment:
Tally-Ho-Viper-sepia.jpg
Tally-Ho-Viper-sepia.jpg [ 133.87 KiB | Viewed 579 times ]


Head: Eels v1 + Venom Cycle handle bars + miliput
Torso: MDB Gung Ho
Arms: TJ' Bang
Waist: Overlord
Thighs: Cold Front
Feet: Cold Front.

Attachment:
Tally-Ho-Viper-+-Rolando.jpg
Tally-Ho-Viper-+-Rolando.jpg [ 73.76 KiB | Viewed 581 times ]



I've also developed a bit of a bio for Tigor....but it still needs work.

Quote:
Name: Tigor
PMS: Interrogation
SMS: Skank Viper Home-Economics Trainer

The man known as Tigor is a Mystery wrapped in an Enigma, ribbed for your pleasure. Believed to be related in some manner to the sexy dancer known as Rolando, it is unclear how Tigor became aligned with Cobra. Tigor is used mainly in interrogations; where his near constant sexual advances pressure subjects into talking. Tigor has also been known to train Skank Vipers in various house-wifely activities, including but not limited to: Knob polishing, Stool Pushing, Salad Tossing, and Mustache Riding.
With previous Cobra Interrogators it was said you had to be careful what you were thinking, but with Tigor, you really should worry more about the thoughts in HIS head.


Attachments:
Tally-Ho-Viper-+-Rolando-3.jpg
Tally-Ho-Viper-+-Rolando-3.jpg [ 100.75 KiB | Viewed 581 times ]

Author:  Keenan [ Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: I Fail

It's pretty creative and funny, I'll give ya that.

Author:  Soulgem [ Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:57 am ]
Post subject:  Re: I Fail

haha great one! you may have "failed" but you have still made a funny custom, and I like it!

Author:  Hulk Hogan [ Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: I Fail

Quote Homer Simpson: The 1st step to failure, is trying.


i love it

Author:  raptor [ Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: I Fail

Everything that you expect in a Nova custom: Late completion, boundry pushing creativity, and a deeply, deeply disturbing end product.

- R

Author:  Macrossmaster [ Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: I Fail

What....what is...wrong with you?

8-O

Author:  yjagg [ Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: I Fail

dam

Author:  pluv [ Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: I Fail

raptor wrote:
Everything that you expect in a Nova custom: Late completion, boundry pushing creativity, and a deeply, deeply disturbing end product.

- R
Raptor obviously knows failure when he sees it. Yet, this figure is full of win!

Author:  DarkJedi [ Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: I Fail

Holy Facial Hair, Batman!

I never realized how much T'Jbang looks like Bad Ash with a mask on (minus the skin color).

Too bad you don't have an extra Deep-Six Dolphin and a cat o'nine tail so he can flog...something. :shifty:


Nice work for a 'failure'.

Page 1 of 1 All times are UTC - 5 hours [ DST ]
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group
http://www.phpbb.com/