Thanks everyone for the kind words, excellent suggestions, and above all welcoming me here in general.
I00% agree about the scaling issues with wood- it's been a learning experience, between " so thin it will break if you look at it", " NEEDS to be so thin you may lose some fingers", " so thick it may as well be alphabet blocks", and my three arch enemies wood grain, subtle warping and splintering, my scrap box and burn piles are definitely way bigger than my finished product shelf! Truthfully, were it not for the inherent durability of wood, I'd be using something else entirely. I ship these, so they need to be able to survive the gentle, loving care of the USPS!
Aluminum duct tape? That's something I'd never thought of. Ill be going to the hardware store today. Thanks for the suggestion!
Lights and sounds are something I've always wanted to attempt ( the spot lights are not exactly realistic, nor are they my finest work) , though I've had some trouble finding a good tutorial- granted, I haven't searched too deeply. The best I was able to find was a video with a seemingly meth addled guy tearing apart clocks, which I can totally already do
if anyone has a good suggestion, I'd love a link (yes, I know about Google).
In any case, definitely appreciate the feedback... I AM here to improve my work after all!