Thank you all for debating the definition after I just told you I am midget spawn - sure don't take my word for it , I'm sure your lack of a trip through a midget's birth canal somehow
makes you more informed on the subject
- a dwarf has big butt, short arms etc, midgets, like my mom, have normal proportions but are all around smaller than the rest of us, for instance, my mother wears a size 2 shoe and clothes at Petite Sophisticate are too large. The medical difference between the two people is that Dwarfs typically express dwarfism as a symptom of some genetic defect, midgets have nothing genetically wrong with them, they're just runts of the litter; although the small stature may be the result of something medical - like childhood illness - or if your Grandmother was a nun the curse of God may have been put upon you. Doubtful, just saying.
My mom doesn't like it when I call her little midget but that's not because its not PC, but because I'm reminding her she's small - of course she doesn't mind reminding me she's small when she uses it as an excuse not to do somethng she wants me to do for her - like take out the trash or change her cats litter box. .
As someone who was "disciplined" his whole life by a midget - I can say with authority - it's okay to laugh at midgets - because it only makes them wale on you faster and harder with their short little arms which looks sillier, you laugh more, she beats harder (never hurts) - it's like you're gettiing whooped by Scrappy-Doo - and the whole spanking/beating becomes more entertaining than whatever you did in the first place to deserve it.
Speaking of whoopings, sorry I earned one from Doc Rob - I am more mad about the rude treatment of the newbie "over" PC standards than wanting to debate if Midgets are PC.
I'm also up at 4AM remodeling my office so that's why I haven't written my black history thread - I shouldn't even be writing this thread - now I'll have to skip midget bowling Sunday night.
_CJack