Having trouble coming up with a file card?

http://www.random-generator.com/index.p ... _Generator

Some of these are hilarious. The formula is a little short, but with a line or two of additional information, many are quite passable.

Raptor: has a bad habit of challenging new recruits to a thumb wrestling contest.

I like the team generator:

Sky Destruction Corps: This Cobra team includes Storm Shadow, Major Bludd, Sand Scorpion, Ferret, Alley Viper and Crimson Guard Commander. They're dressed primarily in stark black and an ugly shade of blue with dark gold highlights. Figures include: removable helmet, tommy gun, backpack, mine detector, bow and nightstick. The team is available as a con-exclusive and later as a convention exclusive.


"In order to rule the world, we must DESTROY THE SKY!!!!"

Wait... the generator just gave me a Joe team that will beat the Sky Destruction Corps!

Sky Ninja Fighters: This special unit includes Duke, Barrel Roll, Super Trooper, Roadblock, Breaker and Thunderwing. They're dressed primarily in dull black and an ugly shade of brown with faded white highlights. The team is available as a 6-pack and later repainted as a convention exclusive.

Why settle for the sky?

Global Devastation Troopers: This special enemy unit includes Storm Shadow, S.A.W. Viper, Annihilator, Snow Wolf, Incinerator and Ice-Viper. They're dressed primarily in dark denim and light olive with faded maroon highlights.

I have long believed that this deserves a GP.

Raptor: Swamp Shadow Marauder

Lt. Rough Fist: This dog handler has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in an ugly shade of maroon and dull tan with dull black highlights. Figure includes: kayak, backpack, pistol, grenades, flamethrower and hose. The figure is first available in a two-pack with Stalker and later packaged with a vehicle.

Probably this vehicle :

Quick Slammer: This motorcycle is armed with rail gun, 2 laser guns, 4 bombs and gatling gun and was later repainted and reissued as the Eco Warriors S.W.A.R.M. (Suppressor Warship All-terrain Rescue Masher).


Edit: Try the Custom Figure generator. Chief Fridge : This figure has a bald head and a face sculpt that makes them look worn out. --Ouch. Eerily accurate, except for the Fridge part.