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Personal Communication:
From: Lance "Clutch" Steinberg
To: Conrad "Duke" Hauser
We got two more for the cause, Duke. Not exactly Navy SEALS, but this isn't a time when we can really be choosy, right? They're a husband and wife team who call themselves Darko and Mosquito. They came from up north, around the eastern side of what used to be Washington state. Apparently they were running a station for the so-called "Army for One" until the city they were operating out of was overrun by Cobra and they were forced to retreat. Unable to make contact with A-for-O, they started wandering south. That's when we met up with them. They were unfortunate enough to be raiding supplies from a Cobra outpost that just happened to be on our hit-list. They were inside when we attacked, which was a lucky break for us, since they had already disabled the outpost's security defenses. After the dust settled, they asked for asylum. They were both pretty handy against Cobra, and hell, you know me, I can't say no to a hard-luck case. They've been with us ever since.
I don't think either of them would have cut it as a GI Joe, but they're both pretty handy to have around the Fortress America. Darko was a writer in his pre-war life, and has taken it upon himself to chronicle our 'adventures.' I tell him it's a waste of time, but hell, who ever listened to me? He's a maniac in the machine shop, too...some of the devices he comes up with are absolute atrocities. He built himself this weapon that's half machete, half flame thrower. I keep waiting for it to blow up in his face, but it seems to be working so far. You don't want to see what it does to a Cobra trooper...trust me. Mosquito...well, hell if I know how she fell in with Darko. The guy's doing a lot better than I think he should be. She used to be a teacher, so, as you can imagine, she's not exactly front-line material. We're still lucky to have her, though. We come across a lot of refugees out here, and a whole ton of them are orphaned children. You know me, Duke, I'm not exactly the babysitting type. But Mosquito has a knack for working with them. She takes care of them until we can get them to safe haven. These kids have lost everything, but she manages to help them forget about all of it, even for just a little while. It's a little bit odd seeing kids playing a game of tag around a paramilitary convoy, but whatever works. Oh, but just in case you think she's just non-combat staff...a few weeks back, we got ambushed just outside of Omaha. An incredibly unlucky Cobra soldier made a run at the makeshift classroom we set up for her and the kids. Remember that fire-sword thing I told you Darko invented? Well, what that thing does seems downright humane compared to what she did to the trooper that threatened those kids.
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I've been wanting to make a self-custom for awhile now. I missed out on the Joecustoms vs. Zombies project (...despite suggesting it to begin with...I suck at group projects), so I thought I'd make a self-custom in my own joe-verse. Then I decided to make one of my wife as well, because, well, why not?
I based mine partially on my Fallout 3 character, and just had to include my favorite weapon from that game. The flame effect is made 100% out of hotglue with translucent paint, and is removable. Maybe one day I'll get around to writing a tutorial.
Close-up of the sword, with and without flames:
The fuel pack, and the flames removed:
For the custom of my wife, I went with the same 'wastelander' look I used for my custom. Her codename comes from the name she used at a summer camp she worked at for a great many years (all of the counselors had weird, wacky, outdoors-themed nicknames)
And just for fun, a Days of Future Past homage:
Parts:
Darko:
Head: 25th Ace
Torso/waist: 25th Snake Eyes v3
Arms: battle-damaged Snake Eyes
Legs: battle-damaged Snake Eyes
Bullets: Saw Viper
Fuel pack strap: Star Wars Rahm Kota
Fuel pack: 25th Torch
Sword: lightsaber, VvV Snake eyes blade, Ripper hose
Flames: hotglue
Mosquito:
Arms: Han Solo
Everything else: 25th Lady Jaye (modified)