Levantine's topic about Action Hero One-Liners in the Off-Topic forum got me thinking about this. What are some of your favorite one-liners from G.I. Joe series? Here's a few of mine:

"You were expecting maybe Spider-Man?" (Zartan, to Duke, upon capturing him)

"That man has the constitution of a vending machine!" (Cobra Commander, referencing Sgt. Slaughter)

"I haven't had this much fun since I mowed me lawn with a flamethrower!" (Gnawgahyde, causing a fair bit of chaos with a Conquest jet.)

"..." by Snake Eyes, it still cracks me up every time.

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"Fudgies!"

"Morons! I have morons on my payroll!"

- C Commander

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I like the one in the cartoon where Cobra Commander sees Destro and the Baroness swapping spit.

"I see both you clearly and I am stunned..."

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Marvel Comic, Roadblock - "Nobody ever died for a typewriter."

Marvel Comic, Scarlet to Snake Eyes - "...You never answer."

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HOLY--OKE MASSACHUSETTS !!!!
- Breaker

"Holy Toledo, Cincinnati, and the rest of Ohio!" -Gung Ho (Revenge of Cobra, ep 2)

"So, you heard my owl call?" -Quick Kick
"Owl?" -Spirit (just the way he says it is hilarious) (Episode Excalibur)

"Ah, well, I'm Doctor Footloose and up there is Dusty. He's just an intern..." -Footloose (Episode Hearts and Cannons)

Ace gives some kind of command,
"Roger." - Lady Jaye
"Fred." - Alpine
"Fred?" - Lady Jaye and Ace
"I'm tired of hearing about Roger" - Alpine (Episode The Wrong Stuff)

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"You deserve an Oscar... my uncle, Oscar, the mooch." - Alpine, Sunbow

Alpine has all the best one-liners.

Yeah, that was a good one. And Stalker's right. Alpine got a lot of the really good lines. I give a lot of credit to the voice actor.

First thing that popped into my mind...in the Marvel comics, the one which I think was the first appearance of Firefly...Storm Shadow says "He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day."

Then there's my favorite Snake Eyes quote: "..."
(Okay that was a joke)

This one is great.

I'm a bad GI Joe fan - I don't have the cartoons on DVD. So, I don't have the exact quotes and am too lazy to look them up online. But, my two favorites, at least how I remember them:

Storm Shadow fighting Spirit, and Spirit breaks his katana
"That was a priceless heirloom" - SS
"Now, it is broken" - Spirit

The episode with the giant blob,

Airtight (to Ace) - "I can hear you , I'm just ignoring you."

Roadblock from the cartoon

"Thing's won't be fine when Cobra joins with Frankenstein!"

"Put it in reverse, or it's gonna get worse!"

-"Who wants a body massage?"

-"Pork chop Sandwiches!"

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