This message is a paid advertisement brought to you by Team Red LaserHello, my name is Dr. Bindy. Have you been injured in an accident and feel you are entitled to... wait...what? {mumbled voices off screen}. Oh, wrong spot, I'm sorry.
Let me start over. My name is Dr. Bindy, Executive Officer of the force set to take over the world, Team Red Laser. And I am here to ask for your support.
Please disregard what appears to be a civilian law office that I am headquartered in. It is simply a cover, as I do my part to help with world (and site) domination.
Team Red Laser needs you. If you join now, not only will you get to enjoy the luxuries which accompany world domination, but you will also get a Team Red Laser Bucky helmet as part of your uniform. Please don't mind the accessories on mine, as they merely indicate that I am a Special Forces operative.
{mumbled voice off screen}
What do you mean the team enlistment period is over? Why the hell are we running this commercial at all then?
{mumbled voice off screen}
So even though you were late in scheduling this recording, you decided to go ahead and film it anyway, knowing it would make no difference?
This is "LASER BLAST", I'm out of here.
Was this Joemichaels70's idea? Did that horsehead freak of his put you up to this?
I don't care who is responsible, you're all FIRED. All of you. Wait, uh-oh. There goes the alarm. Code Red
That's a wrap fellas - I have to go whoop some Blue Laser Ass
As soon as I find my pants that is.
Anybody seen my pants?
Anyone?
{mumbled voice}
No...no...you go...do that.
To yourself.
You. Not me. You.
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Kwinn_Lives wrote:
you have now won more JCAs than anyone in the history of the award.
Mysterious Stranger wrote:
You sir are the definition of a Renaissance Nerd... you do it all so damn well.