pluv: Hi, pluv here reporting to you from RamJet Central. We are apparently having technical difficulties with our sideline reporter as well as our cameras as the racers make their way back onto the bridge over the straits. During this stretch, they’ll be forced to travel close together along the rest of the bridge.
I’m joined now by my colleague and no stranger to the world of endurance racing and motorcross, Lance Sputnik. What do you think of the action so far?
Lance Sputnik: Pretty sure someone jammed all signals. It’s a smart play. You just widdled down some of today’s weaker racers and now you got a shot at taking out some of the stronger ones without anybody looking over your shoulder. Mark my words, someone’s going to make a move right here or go down hard trying.
pluv: Looks like we’ve got a live satellite overhead view of the racers...where Iron Griffin has somehow taken the lead.
Sputnik: CALLED IT!
pluv: Zartan has his RAMeleon back over the water.
Sputnik: I doubt that was his choice. And look at the Grey Ghost and Golden Idol go at it. No love lost between those two as they exchange paint.
pluv: You know what they say, rubbing is rac- HOLY POOPSTICKS!
Sputnik: Did the RAMeleon just surf in on a tsnumai wave? That was awesome.
pluv: If we were awarding style points Zartan would have just won. The Dark Horse and Shadow Wing seemed to take the brunt of that wave, still going, but slowed and towards the back of the pack now.
Sputnik: They’ll dry out, but they’ll have to make up some ground to get back into the thick of things.
pluv: It looks like the Grey Ghost and Golden Idol have locked fenders and can’t seem to pull apart.
Sputnik: There they go. They’re loose now, but trailing right as they pulled off the bridge.
pluv: It looks like all the racers are lining themselves up for the big Stadium Jump. It looks like we have our feed back for our sideline report-
Lance Sputnik: But first a word from this portion of the show’s sponsor, Lance Snacks, do you have Lance in your pan-
pluv: Are you kidding me? You’re going to advertise your own product right now?
Sputnik: Man’s gotta make a buck. Besides who doesn’t love these delicious and nutritous peanut butter crackers? You know you want some.
pluv: *nom nom nom*
Sputnik: As I was saying, do you have Lance in your pants?
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pluv: Here’s how things look as the racers bear down and open up their throttles for the jump ahead.
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