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Sounds like Action Force will be visiting the P-Luv facilities soon as well. Hopefully they do not end up there at the same time as the Shadows. Action Force keeps a clone on hand for all of their agents in the Biotech lab. They also keep personality back-up drives on hand and updated once a month so no brain matter needed. She may lose a bit of time but that means she also will not remember that painful death.

Drongo Vic here with you again as our racers have reached the first checkpoint, “The Arch”!

The Arch is a sweeping left, then right, then left again over razor-sharp vertical shards of bedrock.

The Arch get its name from the overwhelming illusion that you are rising up when in fact you are plummeting ever deeper due to its low ceiling and uneven grade.

It looks like The Arch’s optical illusion has fooled Cold Slither Zartan!

He has just smashed his skull against the roof of the Catacombs!

The RAMeleon Swamp Jetter is spinning towards the cavern floor!

The massive fireball has illuminated the entire cavern and looks to have dazzled the eyes of the remaining racers!

They are all over the place!

Iron Griffin has clipped one of the bedrock shards and is heading towards the wall!

Cheetah has recovered and straightened out, continuing the race!

The rest of the pack are past the first checkpoint with Gyrejet once again taking the lead!

Time for an advert break and then back to the action!

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The remaining racers are careening through the dark, currently traveling over 50 miles of treacherous terrain.

The soft glow of extraterrestrial bioluminescent lichen is casting a pale blue glow on the cavern surfaces.

It’s not enough to illuminate the Catacombs, just enough to break up the pitch-black monotony.

The racers are approaching the second checkpoint, “Limbo”!

The course opens wider at Limbo allowing the pack to spread out and take separate lines.

Care must be taken in choosing a route, as a few dead ends cause riders to either turn back or crash.

At the checkpoint exit, the ceiling drops and you must get low to pass or end up like poor Cold Slither Zartan.

Several racers have hit dead ends, and in the case of Shadow Blade it was a literal hit !!

The remaining racers have doubled back and chosen routes that will take them safely through Limbo!

Baron von Ritchofen will need to be scraped off of that wall before his carcass is claimed by any of the mutant creatures down there!

Exiting Limbo, we have Thunder Kiss in the lead!

We’ll be right back after these adverts!

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ATTENTION:

The presence of 3 Kaiju class mutants in the area directly surrounding Outback Stadium has caused the area to be declared a Code: Livevil DANGER ZONE and has been targeted for sterilization by the Corporate Threat Containment Division (CTCD).

Do not attempt to travel to this region to collect the remains of loved ones until after the sterilization had been completed!

Looters will be terminated with extreme prejudice.

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Drongo Vik coming to you once again from the Corporate hovercraft at the finish line for today’s race!

Our racers have exited Limbo and have crossed an additional 50 miles of dark and dangerous Catacombs.

The track is narrowing once again but at least the ceiling is getting higher!

Our racers need to watch out for falling guano as the high ceiling houses a colony of rad-bats!

Once again these swarming plague carriers are pouncing on our riders!

They all made it through this time, but several riders have been bitten or scratched so they only have a short amount of time before they begin feeling the effects of the virus the rad-bats carry!

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Here comes the third checkpoint, “Lizard Rock”, so named due to the large reptilian fossil that is perched above a black and lifeless lake of tar!

Stopping here to enjoy the scenery is not an option as the tar is of an unknown depth and is highly flammable!

It’s 50 miles over tar and an ever-changing array of fossil outcroppings.

Some light cascades in from high above, but don't look up!

Our racers need to beware of crumbling stalactites on the ceiling and the bones protruding from the walls!

It looks like Chaos Machine is starting to wobble again!

Did their steering linkage break again or is Havok starting to feel the effects of that rad-bat bite a lot sooner than expected?

It looks like Havok has collapsed on top of his bike and it’s nosediving straight into the pool of tar!

The fireball is so immense that it has momentarily blinded the holo-camera drones!

I cannot see anything!

We just lost contact with half of our drones!

The drones ahead of the tar pool are still functioning and have resumed visual transmission.

The racers that were ahead of the Chaos Machine have cleared the explosion.

The racers behind him have either skirted around the edges of the fire or are hanging back waiting for an opening in the wall of flames.

That is going to cost them time!

There is no sign of the locator beacons for either the Chaos Machine or Havoc, as they were probably incinerated in the blast.

Gyrejet takes the lead once again as the racers round the bend in the tunnel cutting off the light from the fire and continue through the deadly darkness!

Time for an advert break and then back to the action!

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Gyrejet continues to lead the pack as the racers head towards the next checkpoint, the “Sand Box”- named from the piles of crushed sandstone diatoms and bone shards piled deep along the cavern floor.

The crumbling walls create clouds of dust that are kicked up like a sandstorm for the racers in the back of the pack.

Visibility this low makes navigating slow and tedious, not to mention extremely dangerous!

The first 3 racers scream through the Sand Box causing a wall of dust to rise like a tsunami behind them!

Several of the racers are reporting that their intakes are beginning to clog from the dust!


Thunder Kiss says her engine is starting to sputter!

She is now reporting a full flame-out and is losing control of her RAMJet!

The racers cannot see where they are going.

They have to continue going forward and hope that they don’t collide with an obstacle or another racer!

Thunder Kiss has just collided with one of the fossils sticking out of the wall, her bike has exploded!

Her life signs indicate that she is gravely injured but still breathing!

Rescue hovercraft have been dispatched to retrieve her.

Debris from the bike has struck the stabilizers of The Golden Idol!

Another explosion lights up the cavern and another racer’s life signs go out!

The remaining racers have made it past the Sand Box and are continuing through the Catacombs!

Stingray overtakes Gyrejet for the lead!

It does not get much more exciting than this race fans!

We’ll be right back after these adverts!