Funskool post-race holonet feed:
Head of Funskool Racing speaking, “It is with great sadness that bring you this news. Hoecake Atoms died of complications from Dissing Terry. His remains were bagged up, brought to his ex-wife’s house, and set on fire in an epic ding and ditch, per his final wishes. I’d like to tell you his last words were of thanks and appreciation to all 13 of his loyal fans, but in fact it was, ‘I knew I shouldn’t have ordered the Red Claw special last night.’ In loo of a big memorial or flowers, he asked that people donate to the RamJet Fire & Rescue Squad.
That brings us to happier news. We have found, not a replacement, but a new pilot for the Jethawk. A person whose bravery and special set of skills are already known throughout the system. Funskool Racing is proud to introduce, Super Cop!”
[applause]
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Super Cop: “Hi. I’ll make this short and sweet since I know some of you are still grieving. I am really excited to be entering this competition. I know I have some big shows to fill and I’ll try my best. I wish I could answer any wuestions you might have, but the ink on the contract is still wet and the Squad mechanics and I haven’t had time to look at the condition of the bike. We’ll be holding a holochat AMA before the next race where hopefully I’ll be able to address everything. Thank you for the warm welcome. Now if you’ll please excuse me, we have a A Lot of work ahead of us.”