Strangest things you've ever asked your spouse/signif other

Lonewolf419 · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:02 pm

Where did you put my nail polish, Remover, and emery boards?

Fireflycobra21 · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:35 pm

Well since I have a GF, not a wife.

heres what happened, I was in my room working on my Firefly Custom and my Gf comes up and asks, "WHy are you giving him a mask"?
So heres what i said, " Why don't you go put on a mask"?
She got thought Iwas saying shes ugly.

day after we were at Walmart and she was with me and my mom then I picked up a zartan,
I asked her, Does he look like he has Boobs?

Macrossmaster · **Joined:** Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:19 am

"Are you working on your Joes?"

"Well, I would be, if it weren't for all their exploding crotches!"

(Wife backs away slowly)

Chief · **Joined:** Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:19 am

Every time I try to ask my wife about something regarding one of my customs, it comes out WAY wrong.

For instance, last week I intended to ask her whether or not one of my figs should have a vest, and instead I blurted out:
"I f*#king HATE you, I wish you were dead! You've ruined my life!! Stop deleting my pron, you stupid judgemental B@%*H!!!

So yeah, we don't discuss the hobby much anymore.........

Mkodadek · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:33 am

Chief wrote:

Every time I try to ask my wife about something regarding one of my customs, it comes out WAY wrong.

For instance, last week I intended to ask her whether or not one of my figs should have a vest, and instead I blurted out:
"I f*#king HATE you, I wish you were dead! You've ruined my life!! Stop deleting my pron, you stupid judgemental B@%*H!!!

So yeah, we don't discuss the hobby much anymore.........

Hmmm...sounds like a healthy relationship, you have your space, she has hers...you never delete a man's pron, never.

TR101AL · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:35 am

Chief wrote:

Every time I try to ask my wife about something regarding one of my customs, it comes out WAY wrong.

For instance, last week I intended to ask her whether or not one of my figs should have a vest, and instead I blurted out:
"I f*#king HATE you, I wish you were dead! You've ruined my life!! Stop deleting my pron, you stupid judgemental B@%*H!!!

So yeah, we don't discuss the hobby much anymore.........

My conversations don't get quite that heated, lol, but she has learned to let me check things before they end up in the trash. She shakes her head as I say "I could use that to make a ..."

narceron · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:24 am

"This is not the trash we throw out, we save this trash, don't you get it?"

They never do.

And more recently, "Sweetie, how will the kid know which toys are his and which are yours?"

To which I replied, "All the cool ones are mine."

And Chief, RIGHT ON MAN!

gijoey · **Posted:** Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:58 pm

I asked her.
How geigh do think it would be if I made a custom of Chief.
She replied.
As long as you don't make it a naked custom, you should be fine.

Chief · **Joined:** Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:19 am

gijoey wrote:

I asked her.
How geigh do think it would be if I made a custom of Chief.
She replied.
As long as you don't make it a naked custom, you should be fine.

So what did you do with all those nude "reference pics" I sent you?

gijoey · **Posted:** Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:24 am

Chief wrote:

gijoey wrote:

I asked her.
How geigh do think it would be if I made a custom of Chief.
She replied.
As long as you don't make it a naked custom, you should be fine.

So what did you do with all those nude "reference pics" I sent you?

I down loaded them into my computer and brought them to N.C with me. ;-)

I gotta do something during these long lonely nights. :rimshot:

Fireflycobra21 · **Posted:** Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:08 pm

WooWOO.

I asked my Gf is she thought lady Jayes' boobs were real,
she said, and I quote " what? Their not real, why?"

I said stupidly, "they look fimilar"

:roll:

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